A letter from Apoteoso: You remember Apoteoso, the kid from Whitefish Bay who got jailed in the Andes sometime in the past? Apparently, he got wind of us using his story here at the Assassin Bug, and was none too happy about it. His parents threatened to have us sued in Milwaukee District Court. (I can tell you we were quaking in our mukluks, notwithstanding their superior insulating qualities.) One of our editors had the brilliant idea of letting Apoteoso write a post or two for us. It seems that being in the spotlight has soothed whatever anger the Arco-Balena family may have had (not that we would ever call writing for the Assassin Bug being in the spotlight).
And what better subject for Apoteoso than mind-altering substances? In deference to alcohol being the drug of choice world-wide, and in trying to keep with the blog’s theme of pairing South American Cocktail recipes with public health writing, we present you with following recipe. Note also that Apoteoso truly entered the spirit of the blog, finding a way to use public health in his post. He thought he would catch us being hypocritical. We do promise to follow up (yeah, right, just like you promised to follow up on the Zappa post) with a report on egg safety.
Back when you plagiarizing sods gave a recipe for the classic Peruvian cocktail, the Pisco Sour, right? You oh so cavalierly gave the formula, knowing that your readers would probably rush right out and make their libations from raw egg whites, pasteurized egg whites not being something what readers got on they’re shelves. (They do carry them at the Prospect Avenue Whole Foods in Milwaukee, so I bet they have them elsewhere.) And then as divine karmic comeuppance, the Wright County Egg Salmonella outbreak occurred last summers, and half a billion eggs we’re recalled. Really. I know that I am given to hyperbolly, but this was realllly a half a billion eggs. I don’t know if you guys got sick, but you really should feel responsible if anyone got sick drinking Pisco Sours. anyways, there is always the problem of what to do with the yolks if youve been making stuff with the whites, so here you go (from Andrea’s Recipes):
1-1/2 ounces (45 ml) ruby red port
1 ounce (30 ml) cognac or brandy
1 ounce (30 ml) crème de cacao
3 teaspoons confectioner’s sugar
1 raw egg yolk, very fresh
1/3 cup crushed ice
pinch of cinnamon
In the blender, mix the port, cognac, crème de cacao, confectioner’s sugar, and egg yolk with the ice until foamy. Pour into the flute or mini cocktail glasses and garnish with a pinch of cinnamon.
Note from the editors: Of course, use only pasteurized egg yolks.
Found this one in españolo:
No debes usar vino tinto normal, sino vino añejo. No es lo mismo. Con vino tinto corriente debe quedar horrible.
El vermuth no corresponde. Falta la canela molida
Está mal tu receta. No sé qué hiciste, pero no es vaina.
Trata con la siguiente:
50 cc Vino Añejo
30 cc Cognac
30 cc Licor de Cacao
2-3 Cucharaditas de Azúcar Flor
1 Yema de Huevo
Canela en polvo
Mezclar todos los ingredientes (excepto la canela) en una coctelera con hielo. Batir y servir en una copa de sour. Espolvorear canela sobre el trago